when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
Me waiting for hockey season to start
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
|—||Mother Teresa (via neuksei)|